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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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