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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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