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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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