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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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