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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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