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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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