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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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