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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Loki eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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