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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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