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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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