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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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