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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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