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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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