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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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