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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Snort eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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