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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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