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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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