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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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