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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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