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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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