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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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