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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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