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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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