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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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