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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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