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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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