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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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