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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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