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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛
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