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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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