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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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