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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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