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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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