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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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