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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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