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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺
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