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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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