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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Spock eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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