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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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