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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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