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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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