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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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