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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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