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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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