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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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