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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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