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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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