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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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