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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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