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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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