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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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