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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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