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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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