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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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